Yeah, I'm aware that they don't really complement each other -- but it's
nice to have options.

Why not post? Aside from that I'm lazy? Sure, here goes -- this is the
current version of my Tzimisce Deck.

A warning: my gaming group plays with some house rules, among them that one
can equip with as much equipment/summon as many retainers as you have cards
in your hand. So you'll see some more retainers and equipment than you
otherwise might expect (although I cut down a bit recently).

Crypt:
Lambach
Meshenka
Anton
Dragos x2
Corine Marcon x2
Devin Bisley
Lolita Houston
Wendy Wade
Vliam Andor
Gillian Krader

Master Cards:
2x Library Hunting Ground
4x Blood Doll
2x Animalism
2x Vicissitude
Giants Blood
Sudden Reversal
Direct Intervention
Powerbase Chicago
Fragment of the Book of Nod
The Barrens

Combat Cards
9x Carrion Crows
7x Aid from Bats
3x Blood of Acid
2x Dodge
1x Fake Out
2x Body Arsenal
2x Taste of Vitae

Action Cards
4x Pulse of the Canaille

Action Modifiers
5x Changeling
2x Plasmic Form (also a combat card)

Reaction Cards
Wake with Evening's Freshness x2
Forced Awakening x4
Gaurd Dogs x4
Cat's Guidance x5
Telepathic Misdirection x6

Equipment
Leather Jacket x6
Palatial Estate
Living Manse
Femur of Toomler

Retainers
J.S. Simmons, Esq.
Tasha Morgan
2x Revenant
Raven Spy
Murder of Crows

Allies
War Ghoul

90 cards, total. This particular deck doesn't fight as well as it could,
because it bleeds. If combat with CEL/POT is likely to be a problem, throw
in some scorpion stings, possibly some Taste of Vitaes, and maybe more
Terror Frenzy's. A few more Body arsenal might also be valuable.

It is quite easy to take out the bleed cards and add more combat and
untapping cards. Or some of the retainers could go.