OK, so I should've started this like 2 weeks ago but I decided to put quotes from the trip here (since we're coming up with more than either of us can remember). Try to guess who said what, they're not just from Amelia & I but they are from people mentioned in my log...
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? Its @ss."
"Keep your standards low and your hopes high and yes, you too can get laid."
"#1PMS
#2Natural tendency to be overly dramatic and blow EVERYTHING out of proportion
Two reasons why we'll never have a woman president." Amelia
"Hahahha, silly white American."
"What did the Buffaloe say to his kid before he left for work? Bi-son!" ha ha ha
"I don't sound like all the other Canadians do I?" "OKeh?"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kick his @ss Seabass! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
OK, maybe the Seabass part was from King Pin or something but it went down something extraordinarily close to that.
"Haha, keep that up and they'll revoke your pouring privileges.. you'll be reduced to being an exclusive Gatorade server."
"The rewards of the journey far outweigh the risk of leaving the harbor."
(staring at a rocky mountain road) "I sure could use a Hummer right about now." 111
More since my return to Raleigh:
"Love is her drive your car into a tree.."
"I wanna have sex w/ a porn star." *sniff sniff*
hahahah.
"Oh shut up, you know you want to too."
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. (and no that wasn't JBM)